It has been brought to my attention that some staff think that annual appraisal is a waste of time. To help with this problem, you are all invited to attend "Making The Most Out Of Annual Appraisals". It will be hosted by Justine Weiner. Although Ms. Weiner is not an academic, she does have extensive experience in sending emails to them.
- Prof. Turtle, Dean of FANAS (Faculty of Non-Aligned Subjects)