Friday, October 19, 2012

Rustling University - Interview Training

Dear Professor Turtle,

Thank you for the opportunity to participate in our online interview training. I can think of no other opportunity where I could have learned that the statement "everyone should be treated equally" was false. Apparently, by treating everyone equally, I would not provide audio format materials to a blind person. I had previously believed that equally and identically were not synonymous; now I know better.

Fortunately, I see that, as Dean of FANAS, you are making strenuous efforts to stamp out equality wherever it occurs, and I just wanted to say ... keep up the good work!

Your humble servant

Dr. David Pressed
Faculty of Non-aligned Subjects
Rustling University

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